#🛹;the zoomer

[mtrmtr]

you're telling me zoomers existed in the 80s?? 🛹🛹🛹

@iscacaricatures @caricatureresolution

[plumsfromyouricebox]

New Chapter Alert (one week early!)

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“You all have like, different characters in that game, right?”  “Yeah, we all had a role in the party.”  “And you were some kind of a… knight?” she ventured.  “Close,” Mike said, surprised by how quickly she’d guessed. “A paladin. A law-abiding hero.”  “Hmm, sounds a lot like a narc.”   “It is not,” he scoffed, and then immediately chastised himself for the lame comeback.  Max smiled. “So what would we all be?”  “Well… I don’t know you guys that well but–”  “I’d be a zoomer.”  Mike pursed his lips. “That’s not a thing.” 

–a powerful and luminous explosion of a star, chapter 3: fright night

a powerful and luminous explosion of a star (10440 words) by Plumsfromyouricebox Chapters: 3/13 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: Underage Sex Relationships: Maxine "Max" Mayfield/Mike Wheeler Characters: Mike Wheeler, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Argyle (Stranger Things), Ted Wheeler (Stranger Things), Karen Wheeler, Nancy Wheeler, Will Byers, Eleven | Jane Hopper Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Season/Series 03, Mike Wheeler-centric, Mike Wheeler Needs a Hug, Fluff and Smut, Teen Angst, Denial of Feelings, Sexuality Crisis, Recreational Drug Use, Eventual Smut, Canon-Typical Violence, Bisexual Mike Wheeler, Slow Burn, three stoners running a pizza place Summary: By the time he got his things in his locker and tracked down his homeroom, Mike was already a few minutes late, which meant that everyone stared at him as he stood awkwardly at the front of the class, including a familiar, pretty redhead smirking from the back row whom his eyes landed on immediately. He averted his gaze, painfully aware of how sweaty his palms and armpits were becoming. God, being the new kid sucked. *** Heartbroken, traumatized, in the throes of a sexuality crisis… and now he’s moving across the country?! Mike Wheeler going through it, starting over, and coming out the other side. Updating every 3 weeks on Thursdays

[thebillyhargrove]

Erm so I went to get the mail and…our dog may or may not have gotten into your room 🥴

- @mad-max86

.... he what

max, if he touched any of my stuff...

[thebillyhargrove]

🥴 i.. may be "down bad "

modern au

[fandomregression]

zoomers need a play-break 🛹

[yarrystyleeza]

If I only could, I'd make a deal with God and I'd get him to swap our places. 🎧🎶🕰️✨ + + + + + Mad Max, Maxine Mayfield, the zoomer. 🕹️🛹✨ I believe she's still alive and she's gonna have a big role in the next season. ❤️✨ + + + + + #yarrystyleeza #fanart #strangerthings #eleven #mikewheeler #dustinhenderson #willbyers #madmax #lucassinclair #steveharrington #mamasteve #eddiemunson #jonathanbyers #nancywheeler #jimhopper #joycebyers https://www.instagram.com/p/Chpbv9TK9WE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thebillyhargrove]

Hey baby? @mad-max86 is way cooler than you'll ever be 😤😤

hear that, maxine? shay thinks you're cool. that makes one whole person!

[thebillyhargrove]

ooc// IM DYINGGGG. I LOVE THE IDEA OF HER USING THE OUIJA BOARD TO TELL HIM STUFF ALL THE TIME AND JUST TALK ABOUT HER DAY OR WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH EL. AND BILLY'S LIKE "yeah, yeah. whatever. tell me what steve wore today."

Max, sitting on her bedroom floor with a Ouija board: Okay, so, you know how people used to call Steve “The Hair” back before we moved here?

Planchet: Y E S

Max: Yeah, well, it’s all on his tits. I saw them at the lake. It was insane.

Planchet: B U L L S H I T

Planchet: P I C S O R I T D I D N T H A P P E N

[thebillyhargrove]

Billy I got you a present 😌

- @mad-max86

oh? should i be worried?

[thebillyhargrove]

We’re not good at the whole sibling comfort thing but…I left a slice of cake outside your bedroom door, feel better soon big bro

- @mad-max86

I'm going to trust that you aren't trying to poison me. If I die, there are witnesses.

Thank you, Max. I love you

[thebillyhargrove]

So? I’m still Steve’s favourite. I did use your hairspray to piss you off but my best friends got superpowers so really what are you going to do? Tell your girlfriends? Gross

I may not be Harrington's favorite kid, but I'm his favorite in a lot of other ways 😏

[thebillyhargrove]

Billy why did Mike’s mom just ask me how you’re doing and if you’ll be lifeguarding this weekend when I went round to his house? 🤨

- @mad-max86

Oh, Karen? I mean- Mrs. Wheeler? No idea. Maybe she just wants to make sure her kids will be safe when they come to the pool. I am a trustworthy lifeguard after all.

What did you tell her? Because I am going to be working this weekend

[thebillyhargrove]

Did you seriously just say I’m better at cooking because I’m a girl??

Starve then asshole because I’m not making dinner anymore 🤨

- @mad-max86

It was a joke! Max, I'm sorry, I was just kidding!

[thebillyhargrove]

I can’t believe there’s lucky people out here knowing muns main account, colour me jealous they get Billy AND mun content

- (admin of @mad-max86 )

ooc: honestly i barely use my main anymore since im always busy on this one 😭 i wish post limit didn't apply to all your blogs if you hit it on one, otherwise i'd go fuck around on there for awhile. but that blog is mostly me reblogging steve gifsets/photos and being an absolute maniac in the tags. some writing fanfic/headcanons. posting/reblogging video game stuff and sometimes movies and tv shows. nothing super interesting. ive also done a face reveal on there. i've debated whether i should keep my main a secret or just put my @ in billy's pinned, but i felt like it kind of shattered the illusion so i keep deciding against it. ive gone ooc a LOT on this blog (especially today ugh im so sorry yall) so i've been considering it again but i still feel like i'll be... ruining the magic?? if i do 😭 like, yall wont see billy as billy on here anymore, you'll see him as me, ya know? and i dont want that :( idk y'all let me know ig. max's admin, if u wanna dm me i'll tell u my @ tho!! :D or i could just follow u so u can see it urself lol

[thebillyhargrove]

can i borrow your leather jacket? :)

... it's the only one i have after @mad-max86 burned my denim one. i'm not sure about lending it out

[thebillyhargrove]

We all know it’s 🐹 - @mad-max86

you know what? i'm taking this as a compliment from you. love you too, sis <3